"We can never afford to forget that we teach our children to call God, 'Father', and the only conception of fatherhood that they can have is the conception which we give them. Human fatherhood should be molded and modeled on the pattern of the fatherhood of God." - William Barclay
Love you Dad...
"We're thankful for our fathers, Lord,
They're special gifts from You;
Help us to show we honor them
By what we say and do."
In honor of my Dad I will end with a joke .... he loved jokes.
If you forgot to get a father gift pick a word from column 1, then 2, then 3 and let him know what you wanted to get him.....it's the thought that counts.
ONE TWO THREE
Internet-ready miniature mousepad
paisley triaxial toaster
combination shatterproof monitor
universal hypoallergenic modem
old-fashioned interchangeable phone
designer vibrating breadbox
virtual digital lamp
drag-and-drop rotary vacuum
expert flexible yellow-sticky holder
color disposable razor
mobile submersible lemon-zester
marbelized polarized chiller
voice-activated gyroscopic lawn mower
giant magnetic hedgehog
engraved solar-powered weed-wacker
fur-lined nuclear music player
remote controlled electric door-knocker
organic oscillating pulverizer
gas-powered turbo putter
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